There is nothing like winter to make you feel fat and unattractive. I feel fat naked let alone having to wear forty layers of jumpers just to go to the shops. Continue reading →

Welcome to the most boring blog in the world.

If you think that this London girl has something to offer the world of blogging that is funny, refreshing, and intellectually stimulating, sod off. I have not put this blog up to entertain anyone. This blog is the therapy my psychoanalyst recommended I use to stop me from killing my husband. You would think with a name like Plumber he would be a good one, plumber that is. Well he’s not, the mans an idiot. Continue reading →